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When the SIEM alerts at 3 AM
Shared experience, frustration
WHEN THE SIEM ALERTS AT 3 AM
AND IT'S ANOTHER FALSE POSITIVE
#SOCLife #FalsePositives #3AMAlerts
New CVE just dropped
Shared experience, irony
NEW CRITICAL CVE JUST DROPPED
MANAGEMENT: "CAN'T WE JUST IGNORE IT?"
#VulnerabilityManagement #PatchingNightmare
Compliance Audit Season
Frustration, absurdity
AUDITOR: "SHOW ME YOUR PASSWORD POLICY"
ME: *FRANTICALLY CREATES ONE*
#ComplianceHell #Audits #LastMinuteDocumentation
Pentesting Reports
Irony, shared experience
PENTESTER: "I FOUND 47 CRITICAL VULNERABILITIES"
DEVS: "THOSE ARE FEATURES, NOT BUGS"
#Pentesting #SecurityByDesign #DevSecOps
SOC Analyst Burnout
Shared experience, frustration
DAY 1 IN SOC: "I'LL CATCH ALL THE HACKERS!"
DAY 90: "IS THAT ALERT REAL OR AM I HALLUCINATING?"
#SOCLife #Burnout #AlertFatigue
Threat Intelligence Feeds
Absurdity, irony
THREAT INTEL: "SOPHISTICATED APT TARGETING YOUR INDUSTRY"
REALITY: INTERN DOWNLOADED MINECRAFT MODS
#ThreatIntel #APT #FalseAlarms